It's a mystery to me why more men don't come for dance lessons. Let's say you're a single guy and overnight you want to be swanned over by lots of women. How can this goal be achieved in such a short space of time? By going to dance classes, of course!
You know in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, that character, Lena Hyena, that's what we all turn into whenever a new man turns up to tango class. The last lesson we had there were 7 girls and two men, which means Christmas if you're one of those two men, but crap for the women. Tango lessons cost money, and we're not paying to spend an hour stumbling about with another woman because it's really hard to switch around when you've been learning the woman's steps to try and do the man's steps too.
Gentlemen, please come to tango class! No matter who you are or how well or badly you dance, you can spend two hours a week with women falling over themselves to get to you first when the teacher says "Change partners."
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